actual footage of dogs when there are no people around
every morning my alarm gun wakes me up by firing directly over my head and if i dont immediately get up and sing the star spangled banner i get arrested. all matters in court are settled with opponents dressing up in bald eagle costumes and fighting to the death. theres an american flag tattooed across my face. once i saw someone get punched in the head repeatedly at a barbeque because they said they didnt like apple pie and nobody helped them. nobody even tried
adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story
kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too
"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"
have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’
cosima going down on delphine be like
im screaming to the heavens, jfc.
#i bet delphine was too
Great news for U.S. and worldwide fans of Orphan Black who want to show their #cloneclub love.
this chick recognised me from vegetarian club but i swear I’ve never met herbivore?
I spend 800% of my life exaggerating